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Rohit Sharma Creates History, Slams Record 264 to Become Highest ODI Scorer

Rohit Sharma created history, becoming the first
man ever to smash two double centuries in ODIs.
Rohit got his second double ton vs Sri Lanka in
Eden Gardens on Thursday. His first (209) came
against Australia in Bangalore on November 3,
2013. Rohit also surpassed Virender Sehwag's
219 to become the highest-scorer in ODIs. Rohit
was dismissed off the final delivery for 264, as
India finished on 404/5. His scintillating essay
included 33 fours and 9 sixes. ( Live scorecard |
Live Blog)
Rohit survived an early dropped chance when he
was on 4 and capitalised well to make his way
into the record books. He reached the 200-run
mark off 151 balls. "I was not tired at all.
Coming after a two-month break, I was
determined. Once I crossed 50, I had to get a
century," Rohit said in a chat.
@ImRo45 u beauty ! Amazing to watch such
control of batting ! Great knock brothaman
4:58 PM - 13 Nov 2014
yuvraj singh
@YUVSTRONG12
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Rohit, playing in his first ODI after injuring his
hand in India's tour of England, took time to get
his eye in after stand-in skipper Kohli won his
first toss of the series and elected to bat.
However, following the dismissals of Ajinkya
Rahane and Ambati Rayudu, Rohit and Kohli
came together to plot India's fightback.
Wow !! What a special knock from a special
player. Congrats @ImRo45 on an outstanding
knock. Keep it up buddy @BCCI #IndvsSL
5:50 PM - 13 Nov 2014
VVS Laxman
@VVSLaxman281
Follow
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There was a seamless transition in Rohit's
approach as the presence of Kohli instilled
confidence in the Mumbaikar. He reached his
24th half-century off 71 balls and began to shift
gears from thereon. Sri Lanka's good start was
torn to shreds when Rohit raced away to a run-a-
ball century and then belted their bowlers all
around the iconic Eden Gardens to reach his 200
in the 46th over. Rohit, who finished on 264 off
173 balls, was at his ruthless best as the last
200 runs of his knock came from just 94 balls.

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[11/5, 9:44 PM] Tejas College: Aaj bahut busy day hai
Jokes on incredible Bangalore:

1. If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap (a.k.a. leash) around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one.

2. In India we drive on the left of the road. In
Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road.

3. Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bangalore?
A: Follow the traffic rules.

4."A guy is house hunting in Bangalore. Meets old lady who is potential landlord. The conversation goes thus:

Old lady: Where do you work, son?
Guy (with an air of pompousness): I work in
Infosys.
Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people.
It would appear that Infosys operates more
buses than BMTC in Bangalore."

5. Bangalore, where PG(Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.

6. When someone says it is raining in
Bangalore, be sure to ask them which area,
which Main and which Cross.

7. if Bangalorean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not.

8.Auto rickhsaw driver, grocery seller and
common shop keeper thinks that you earn at least 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.

9. Out of every 100 software engineers in
Bangalore, 90 are utterly frustrated and rest
have a girlfriend.

10. Bus drivers use horn instead of the brakes.

11. Since it's easier to find an alcohol shop
than a medicine shop in Bengaluru, the doctors have now started prescribing "dawa-daaru" for treatment.

12.Universal answer in Bangalore is "Gothilla"
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[11/6, 4:20 PM] Shusruth Nagesh: Road Crossing Instructions in Pakistan

Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians,

Look "up" for American drones.

Look "down" for bombs and land mines.

Look sideways and backwards for kidnappers and suicide bombers.

Hold your bags tight and watch for every person near you.

Then walk zigzag to avoid bullets.

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An engg student was not able to find a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to open a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we can't treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make that engg student fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the engg.student:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Engg.stdnt asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no. 22

After that the MAN shouts: " WTF...its URINE..!!
Engg student says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.😂

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

CLEVER Doctor :  I've lost my memory.

Engg student: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no. 22 on his tongue.
DOCTOR : Wait  but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engg student: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with engg students...
😜💊💉😂😂😂
Bilkul Latest sidha engg students ki Clinic se....!!